John Legend is something however. I imply, it’s been readily obvious for a while. All one must do is hear his ballad All of Me and the lyrics – “Playing cards on the desk, we’re each exhibiting hearts” – to know he’s not precisely a deep, lyrically complicated artist.
What he is, nonetheless, is at all times keen to faucet dance for the left and their newest ‘woke’ initiatives. As such, McSweeny’s editor Lucy Huber just lately reminded us of that with Legend’s ‘up to date’ model of the traditional Christmas music Child, It’s Chilly Exterior.
Huber posted the lyrics to the X social media platform and gave her ideas: “The up to date lyrics to John Legend and Kelly Clarkson’s Child It’s Chilly Exterior are actually so humorous.”
It will depend on the way you have a look at it actually. The cringe makes it humorous, positive. However it additionally makes it unhappy that any person with the final identify of Legend could possibly be such a disappointment.
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Look, I’m not going to faux I do know loads about John Legend’s physique of labor, largely as a result of I choose good music. However what I do know is the person has a problem with being simply triggered.
And that comes by in spades in his model of Child, It’s Chilly Exterior. As Huber factors out, Legend needs you to know in his interpretation of the music, the male just isn’t a date rapist. That’s key. The reminders that the protagonist and his date each give consent for merely being in the identical room is perpetual.
What is going to my associates assume? (I believe they need to rejoice)
If I’ve yet another drink? (It’s your physique and your selection)
It’s your physique and your selection. Phrases really uttered in a Christmas music. Oh, and I merely refuse to consider this video exists:
Legend ought to make individuals who need to hearken to this crap signal consent varieties.
The music has gone from a person flirting with a girl within the hopes that she’ll stick with him to a man who can’t wait to do away with the poor woman.
There are a minimum of half a dozen references to John Legend telling Kelly Clarkson that he’s received a journey on the best way for her and to get the hell out. To not point out repeated references to an Uber driver named Murray.
I’ve received $100 that claims Murray is making out with Kelly inside 5 minutes after she was so relieved to get away from the ‘it’s your physique and selection’ beta she simply left behind.
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Suffice it to say, John Legend’s model of Child, It’s Chilly Exterior is the worst Christmas music we’ve ever heard. And he had one of many finest Christmas songs to work with within the authentic!
That is coming from a man who has heard David Hasselhoff sing Jingle Bells. And now you’ll too.
Go forward, inform me that isn’t about 1,000 instances higher than John Legend’s ode to virgins.
Former President Donald Trump typically would poke enjoyable at Legend throughout his time in workplace, calling him “boring” (which is manner too form) and blasting his “filthy-mouthed spouse”, Chrissy Teigen.
The 2 have been featured at a Democrat three-day policy retreat in 2019 the place they admitted having to generally use comedy to deal with Trump within the White Home despite the fact that “we’re crying inside.”
Not as a lot as we’re after listening to his Christmas music.
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